THERE WAS JUST A GIANT BUG ON MY COMPUTER AND I TURNED THE LIGHT ON AND I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE

pastashovel:

Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy” 

UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK

(Source : sallyandjackforever)

“nobody trusts anyone. that’s the problem!”

doreahology:

» the king can do as he likes
the dopest mix eva by da real OG, joffrey baratheon, aka tha most thugged-out KING you eva seen

if joffrey was alive in modern times, i think he would totally have been like one of the hundred asshats that i went to high school with: idiotic, white, rich, spoiled, and constantly pretending to be so muthafuckin’ gangsta. this is a cheeky mix of tracks i’d expect to hear blasting from this little shit’s bedroom.

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lecterer:

you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction